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This year for Language class, I had Caia watch or listen to podcasts of her choosing and journal her thoughts on them. She became very interested in Candace Owens. She also wrote poetry and essays for writing contests, as well as wrote brief summaries of each chapter of books she chose to read. I've included a few of them here for her portfolio.
2. DEAR ALIENS,
I’ve tried thinking of the best way to gain your attention, and through the guidance of my closest companion, I have finally discovered that way. Here are the top tips and tricks for when you conquer Earth :)- -Do not eat microwaved food! The hazard sign means STOP and DO NOT EAT. Our species has not evolved enough to understand these things, so I hope you are advanced beyond our capabilities of mental and physical control.
- - Eat as many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches as you can while the supply is around. You will miss it once it’s gone. The combination of peanut butter and jelly is as fateful and destined as your domination of our planet. Also known as, hit or miss. The bread you use is also of the utmost importance. The bread is to our PB and J as the strategy is to your supremacy over us.
- -Idiotic compliments are a must when it comes to ruling us. It doesn’t matter whether it is true or not, the ego of our people will consume any positive word spewed in our direction. If you do not believe me, look at the compliments to our current rulers and how well they match with the people receiving them. -----Whatever you do, agree with the majority. Even if you are wrong, numbers often overrule the right/wrong scale. Revolutions, wars, takeovers, and more are often won either through numbers or influence, both of which can be found through the same groups.
- My last tip for you is the most important, so pay attention: Do whatever is necessary to be as honest as possible. Does that conflict with tips 3 and 4? Yes. But a helpful lesson that we humans have learned is to be careful who we take advice from, and how much we let that advice govern our lives. We often overlook flaws in people if we believe in them, and as our saying goes, “We’re only human”. Unfortunately, that excuse would not work for you.
PS. DO NOT EAT MICROWAVED FOOD. PB and J is the best option.
C. G.V
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